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"What are 3 things you can't give a black man? A fat lip, A black eye and, a job. I had too.."
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"9 out of 10 dentists agree: the 10th dentist is a dog, not a dentist. the 10th dentist argues that dogs can b dentists too"
"What famous chiropodist ruled England ? William the Corn-cutter!"
"A book just fell on my head.. and I've only got myshelf to blame."
"All cicadas must be female because they never shut the fuck up."
"What's the difference between you and eggs? Eggs get laid and you don't."
"Why was the London sperm bank so unsuccessful? The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube."
"""Pick a card....any card."" -impatient Hallmark employee"
"Who makes more money, a hooker or a drug dealer? The hooker because she can wash her crack and sell it again."
"What's the difference between my penis and a midget dressed as a mouse? Both are small and scare women away... :("