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Joke of the Day

"When I refer to old relatives passing away I never say ""RIP"" because I don't wants them to rest. I want them to Zumba."

"I really hate it when I have to go to work because my abundant wealth doesn't exist."

"Before you refer to someone as your ex, make sure they know you dated."

"Have you heard about Michigan's music scene?? I hear there's a lot of heavy metal in Flint. :^)"

"Press Conference: How do you respond to accusations that you over sexualize everything? Me: *slowly takes entire microphone into mouth*"

"I like my coffee like I like my women Ground up and in the fridge."

"Why do you never find elephants hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it."

"A Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents named him: "" Sudden Lee""."

"[joke request] Civil engineering jokes, (Bridges, sewers, roads, engineers in general) What is the best joke you have related to Civil Engineering."

"Why are tamales a Christmas tradition? So Mexicans have something to open on Christmas"