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Joke of the Day

"A cop just knocked on my front door. He told me my dog was chasing someone on a bike. Told the cop it wasn't my dog, he doesnt even own a bike."

"What do you call a herpes pun? a play on warts"

"They say best friends are hard to find: well that's cause the best ones are already mine...:)"

"A woman just dropped a 10 note next to me. I thought, 'What would Jesus do?', so I turned it into wine. I bought wine."

"Why are there so many fish in the sea? They're always getting hooked up"

"The other day, I went to www.conjunctivitis.com ... Now *that's* a site for sore eyes..."

"If you want to work with livestock, you better know your farm animals, kid! A kid is a baby goat.. That's the joke..."

"Did you hear about the Mexican train robber? Apparently he had Loco motives."

"The farmer's wife just ran off with a farm equipment salesman. She wrote him a John Deere letter."

"What's green and sits on the porch? Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!"