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Joke of the Day

"What was INXS Singer Michael Hutchence's favorite vegetable? The autochoke."

"I think my dog is an alcoholic. He can't hold his licker."

"A blowfly walks into a bar.... And asks ""Is this stool taken?"""

"What Do You Call an Overpriced Circumcision? A rip off."

"Getting sick of seeing dogs that are not falling in love or at least sharing spaghetti."

"If she says, ""I'm OK,"" you're fine. If she says, ""I'm Fine,"" You're not OK."

"I've never been skydiving, but I've zoomed in on Google Earth really really fast."

"Who do you sell second hand bikes to? A re-cyclist."

"Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? The ceremony was okay, but the reception was great!"

"Q: What do you call an earthquake fault? A: A topographical error."