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Joke of the Day
"Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate."
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"Whenever u feel like ur not being productive, take a nap. You'll wake up groggy & angry & have forgotten abt the whole ""productivity"" thing"
"I like when players of opposite teams hug after the game as if to say, ""We're all so very, very rich."""
"It takes a smoke detector 4 months to stop beeping if you were wondering how lazy I am."
"What's a funny non-racist joke a Polish person would laugh at? Just trying to make a Polish girl I like laugh"
"A guy just offered me 8 legs of Venison for 40. Does that sound too dear?"
"What does George Bush Jr and Michael Jackson have in common? Bush did 9/11 and Jackson did 9 11 year-olds."
"What do you call a lazy crocodile? A procrastigator (I'm trash)"
"I think Bernie would win for sure if he had served in the military and reached the rank of Colonel And he would be sure to get the black vote."
"Pharmacist: need any help? Me: Yes, I'd like whatever Oprah was on when she gave each and every audience member a car"