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Joke of the Day

"Why was the London sperm bank so unsuccessful? The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube."

"Another gorgeous fall morning I wish I was sleeping through."

"Why are DJ's so bad at fishing? Because they're always dropping the Bass."

"What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry managed to escape the chamber."

"One lab mouse to another: I've trained that crazy human at last. How have you done that? I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese."

"I used too much anti-aging cream and now I am a tiny baby."

"did you hear about the ebola cure abola chicken noodle soup..."

"[TIFU] I picked up somebody else's sandwich at Subway Ooops, wrong sub!"

"What makes an ink joke so funny? The plot."

"Pretty disappointed to find out HGTV doesn't stand for Hugh Grant TV"