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Joke of the Day

"How do you catch the Easter Bunny? Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!"

"What's the best dating service in India? Connect the dots. (I'll see my self out.)"

"Him: ""Can we have a Doritos themed wedding?"" Me: ""no."" Him: ""well, what kind of chips would you prefer?"""

"Cashier: ""Look at all this candy! You're going to have a lot of happy kids this Halloween"" Me: ""It's Halloween?"""

"Covering your ears and screaming ""OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN"" is not appreciated by your coworkers. Apparently."

"What did the hooker say in the shower after a long day at work? That was a huge load off my back"

"Favourite one-liner? ""stationary shop moves"" - Jimmy Carr **Another favourite -** ""I keep my porno tapes in my sock drawer, it's all you need in one place"" - Jason Manford"

"How come we never see hideous fish men around any more? Dagon."

"I'm in hiding from exercise. It's called the fitness protection program."

"Lobotomy is the solution for all mental illnesses It's a no brainer"