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Joke of the Day

"Now THAT's what I call music! And THIS? THIS is what I call a movie. Oh & over there? A TV show! Don't even get me started on YouTube videos"

"Thought of starting an origami business but too lazy to do all the paperwork involved."

"Somewhere in Russia, a little kid farted a half beat before the meteor blew out all the windows. It was the greatest moment of his life."

"I thought about buying a pocket calculator and then I thought who care how many pockets I have"

"Finding exactly what right women don't have in America is like transmuting iron to gold. You can't."

"What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The large pizza can feed a family of four."

"What do you call an alligator with a map? A Navigator."

"What's the difference between a hockey team and a Russian woman? The hockey team showers after three periods."

"I learned all I need to know about how to treat my coworkers by watching every Saw movie at least ten times."

"What do Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James have in common that led to their success in the NBA? Hard work and dedication."