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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 10 lepers in a swimming pool? Porridge"
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"Ouch! I stubbed my butt hole..."
"Haters gonna have a valid point sometimes."
"How many anti-social teens does it take to ignore a burned-out light bulb? None of your fuckin business!"