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Joke of the Day
"For me, girls are like blackjack... I try to go for 21 but I always hit on 14."
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"I can speak 10 languages. English and Binary"
"Two snowman are in a field. One turns to the other and says ""I don't know about you, but I smell carrots"""
"I'm here to make a donation. Nun: Blessings, the orphans could use... *Shoving my kid at her- A brother? I'd like a receipt. For my taxes."
"What did the swollen prostate say during the prostatectomy? I'm out, urine."
"A shampoo manufacturer had an accident. ..he suffered injuries to his head and shoulders."
"What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree? Camembert!"
"I spilled some coffee. My wife called it grounds for divorce."
"3 cows are standing in a field Cow 1: did you hear the outbreak of mad cow disease? Cow 2: good thing I'm a helicopter Cow 3: Holy shit a talking cow"
"Love sucks..... but true love swallows"