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Joke of the Day

"There was supposed to be a BLM march today with up to a million people Although it's strange that I only count 600,000."

"Did you hear about the woman who hotboxed her burqa? She got stoned"

"As an organ donor I wonder if there's some box I can check that might prevent my organs from keeping Dick Cheney alive?"

"So i went to the zoo the other day, but there was only 1 animal there. It was a Shih Tzu"

"How does Megatron get away with raw-dogging it? Decepticondoms."

"My kids will be friends with people of all colors of the rainbow. That means no black people. (Credit goes to a person on either America's Got Talent or Britain's Got Talent, can't remember which)"

"Wife: I'm hungry! Me: I'll order pizza Wife: YOU THINK I'M FAT! Me: *whispering* Has it been 28 days already? Wife: WHAT?! Me: what what??"

"Replace someone's MRI with a dancing skeleton gif once, and you'll never be asked to deliver bad news again."

"What do you call 100 black people buried neck deep around a basketball hoop? Afroturf"

"I thought I could have sex with this Eskimo woman... ... But she wasn't that Inuit."