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Joke of the Day
"Sex on the golf course: Is that considered a ""hole-in-one?"""
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"What do you call a boring Muslim? Abdull."
"Stop putting famous names at the end of random quotes. - bob marley"
"WIFE: Not your eyes! You dont have to prove it anymore GUY WHO CLAIMS HE PUTS HOT SAUCE ON EVERYTHING: *thru tears* I made a commitment babe"
"ME: Mint choc chip ice cream, pls. I got my own cone [places it on counter] EMPLOYEE: This is a traffic cone? ME: You must be new here."
"Mechanic: what seems to be the problem? Me: nice try buddy, that's what I'm paying you for"
"""LOL"" is the new way of saying ""I really have nothing to say."""
"A wavy guitarist has a low self esteem He just wanted to B-flat"
"You realize kids in other countries make Air Jordan's and iPhones right? -Me responding poorly to my kid's homemade Father's Day gifts."
"My daughter's been seeing someone called Jim. Only for an hour each time, always in sports gear and often sweaty afterwards. I don't approve"