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Joke of the Day

"In the future, people won't ask for a cup of sugar... Instead, they'll ask for a gigabyte of sug.rar"

"We all know that 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but do you know why 9 is afraid of 6? Because she bit his dick last time"

"Apparently a dog whistle in inaudible to the human ear. Just think, my pet could be sitting in front of me whistling a tune and I can't hear a thing."

"What's between an old woman's breasts that's not between a young woman's breasts? a navel.."

"Littlefoot walks into a petting zoo.. He's trying to find Ducky."

"You never have to worry about Starbucks running short on coffee. I hear they always have a latte"

"I knew my younger sister was becoming an archeologist after she started dating her best friend's father. She loves to be around old bones."

"Last year I joined a support group for antisocial people. We haven't met yet."

"Missed Connections: hey, are you that woman I saw? Any of them? Call me."

"What do you say to an native american who, you think, is telling you lies? Don't sittin' bullshit me."