63819

Joke of the Day

"We all know that 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but do you know why 9 is afraid of 6? Because she bit his dick last time"

"Captain Hook hated Paper Scissors Rock since he could only play Question Mark, which had no value in the game."

"What's the worst part about being a pedophile? Getting the blood out of your clown suit."

"The Oklahoma fraternity just shut down for racism has re-opened under a different charter They now call themselves the ""Tri-Kaps"""

"Do you like oranges? Well I am bad at colloquialisms! How you like them oranges?!?!"

"*ball flies past 15 love -aw thanks *ball flies past 30 love -too kind *ball flies past 40 love -you too babe Have you played tennis before?"

"What did the woman do that found gold in her vagina? She mined her own business."

"To try change my friends mind about puns I told him one a day for 10 days to try and get him to laugh But no pun in ten did."

"What do you say to a black guy after washing his dog? Yo dawg I washed yo dog."

"Computer Science major walks into an English class The Professor says ""Welcome to English 101"". The student panicks. ""What's wrong?"" asks the Professor. ""I missed the first 4 English classes""."