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Joke of the Day
"Missed Connections: hey, are you that woman I saw? Any of them? Call me."
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"""Go ahead, caller. . ."" ""Yes, hello. My dog dug up a femur and I'd like to make soup. Would you suggest carrots or potatoes?"""
"I've always wondered why people love jokes about giant air conditioners... I'm not a big fan..."
"What are goosebumps for? To slow down speeding geese!"
"What did Santa say to the three prostitutes? (Pointing to each in turn) Ho! Ho! Ho!"
"Last week I got a vibrator stuck inside of me so I went to the doctors... ...this morning when the batteries went flat"
"What's Hitlers least favorite planet? Jewpiter."
"Ash enters battle with his pikachu Ash:""Pikachu use thunder bolt"" Pikachu: ""Your dad is paying the electricity bill?"""
"What's the most common pickup line at a gay bar? May I please push in your stool?"
"Where do graphic designers go for a drink? CGI Friday's"