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Joke of the Day
"My 3yo just told me that he loves to make babies and I don't know what it means but I'm terrified."
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"What's the difference between Reddit's CEO and Hitler? There's no ""L"" in Pao."
"How does Bran Stark enter a brothel? With a Hodor"
"Include a snapshot of Doge the dog with your #resume. When asked about it during the interview, reply ""What do you meme?"""
"The girl at Starbucks wrote my name as ""Meghen"" like I lay eggs or some shit."
"pplease remember to turn your location on so the buffoons on this web site can have an easier time finding you, for whatever horrible reason"
"Michelle Obama should have dropped the mic and moonwalked out."
"I hate the beginning and I hate the end So that's why I became a midwife."
"I took a shit on the hood of a car one time It was my civic doodie"
"How many instruments do you have to be terrible at before you start playing the triangle?"