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Joke of the Day
"The girl at Starbucks wrote my name as ""Meghen"" like I lay eggs or some shit."
Next Joke
"I'll always remember Granddad's last words to me... ""WHAT'RE YOU DOING IN HERE WITH THAT HAMMER?"""
"Florist: ""Would you like your flowers wrapped?"" Me: ""Nope, they're going right into the shredder before I give them to my sister-in-law."""
"9 years ago I asked the girl of my dreams on a date. Today I asked her to marry me. She said no both times."
"My arm tried killing me last night I told him ""nice tri"""
"All these recent David Cameron jokes have left me with a bad taste in my mouth."
"So I broke my mom's tailbone during childbirth. And I've been a pain in her ass ever since."
"I wonder how people who are tired of working in the jade business describe their attitude."
"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An unoriginal joke"
"NSFW Anal With My Girlfriend When ever my girlfriend and I have anal; it makes my day, but it makes her (w)hole week"