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Joke of the Day
"Most of us were taught to never get in cars with strangers, so taxi cabs make absolutely no sense."
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"[at interview] Her: In three words or less, tell me why we should hire you. Me: I'm good with numbers."
"I like telling car salesmen ""Listen, we both know I'm not here to buy a car"" and trying to figure out what it is they think I'm there to do"
"Why don't electrical engineers get girls? Because they can resistor."
"A cow moves in next door to a horse... ...the horse says, ""Welcome to the neighhhhhhhhhhhhborhood!"""
"My wife was abducted by a gang of mimes. They did unspeakable things to her."
"Never heard this joke before... neither will you"
"What's the difference between a rectal and an oral thermometer? The taste."
"There are two types of people in this world 1 those who understand bianary and 10 those who don't"
"A pig with a cold is called... pigachu!"