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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a rectal and an oral thermometer? The taste."
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"Turns out if you scream for no reason long enough, you get the rest of the day off from work."
"Where did all the cuts and blood come from? The school went on a trip!"
"TIFU by whipping the wrong person at the BDSM club. Whoops, wrong sub."
"What has 125 teeth and prevents a savage beast from escaping? My zipper."
"Last time I saw my boyfriend he was getting on a plane to Helsinki. You might say he vanished into Finnair."
"Gymnasts used to look tiny and cute, now they look like they'll kick your @ss in a bar fight."
"An old man told me this old joke: What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish store? ""Hello, ladies"""
"Doctor! Doctor! I think I have Barry Manilow's disease! ""What are your symptoms?"" ""I can't laugh and I can't sing. I'm finding it hard to do anything!"""
"Dogs on a coffee break Dog 1: Heard a great joke... Dog 2: Oh yeah? Dog 1: Knock kn- Dog 2 goes fucking crazy"