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Joke of the Day

"A cow moves in next door to a horse... ...the horse says, ""Welcome to the neighhhhhhhhhhhhborhood!"""

"why did god create the yeast infection so women could see what it's like to live with a miserable cunt"

"The frustration I feel untangling my earbuds before I use them never translates into me putting them away neatly when I'm done."

"Knuckle tats: (M)(Y)(P)(A)(R)(E)(N)(T)(S) (W)(E)(R)(E)(R)(E)(L)(A)(T)(E)(D)"

"Someone just gave me a CD rack, which would have been an awesome gift if this was 1994"

"""We heard reports that some guy saw a snowflake one time somewhere so we better cancel 5,000 flights."" - Airlines"

"What's the most racist letter of the alphabet? Not Z."

"How is Chinese airport security like a Russian woman? They'll fuck anybody with an American passport. I say this from experience."

"How to ask for a raise Employee: Sir, I really need a salary increment, 4 companies are after me. Boss: Which 4? Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card."

"I put the 'fun' in 'dyslexic'."