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Joke of the Day
"My wife was abducted by a gang of mimes. They did unspeakable things to her."
Next Joke
"Sometimes, I wake up grumpy... But usually I let him sleep."
"It's all fun and games until you notice the ""rocket"" in your son's Lego launchpad came from the drawer in your nightstand."
"The other day I saw a midget climbing down a prison wall... He was a little condescending"
"Why did the fisherman keep taking off? Because he was fly fishing."
"Two elderly men are lounging on the porch of the Socialist Nudist Club, and one says to the other.... ""Say old chap, have you read Marx?"" ""Why yes. It's these bloody wicker chairs!"""
"If you jingle my bells ill promise you a white Christmas."
"Jesus walks into a hotel. He hands the inkeeper three nails and asks... ""Can you put me up for the night?"""
"For as long as that song was, you'd think the Ghost Busters would have mentioned their phone number at least once..."
"I bought zombie insurance recently it was a no brainer"