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Joke of the Day

"Why don't electrical engineers get girls? Because they can resistor."

"Paid a visit to 'www.conjunctivitis.com' earlier... Believe me, it's a site for sore eyes."

"Cowboys are in the playoffs and gas is under $2 Is this the 90's?"

"And the Lord said unto John, ""Come forth and receive eternal life."" But John came in fifth and won a toaster."

"What do you call a wolf that's aware of its surroundings? Awarewolf"

"Reddit is so dark right now..... That it went to night school and got counted absent."

"Calling someone average is mean but I think they are the mean"

"What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee? Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes."

"How can you tell if someone is an entrepreneur? Don't worry, they'll tell you"

"So a homeless man comes up to us... ""If I tell you a funny joke, would you pay me a quarter?"" My pal from Rhode Island say in a thick northeastern accent: ""I gotta funny joke fo' yah... Yah homeless."""