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Joke of the Day

"Paris attack I beat the paris mission in mw3 today"

"What do you need to perform a fair test in a mental asylum? A control freak."

"What's the Islamist term for acceptable internet humor? Ha-lol."

"How do norwegians catch rabbits in norway? They hide in a bush, and make carrot sounds."

"I was looking at a cup of Earl Grey that always replenishes itself.. It was like staring into infinitea."

"Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles? Because his wife is dead."

"Arteries have a special place in my heart"

"Why don't you take Pokemon to the bathroom with you? ... because they might Pikachu!"

"So my girlfriend came over and wanted breakfast So I offered her my personal salami and if she tried hard enough she could get some dipping sauce as well"

"There is an existential horror upon seeing your password in handwriting."