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Joke of the Day

"Paris attack I beat the paris mission in mw3 today"

"Cats always have an expression like they ordered 2 of everything on Amazon with your credit card while you were at work."

"Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter? Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B."

"How does the enthusiastic chef serve his burgers? With relish"

"diet tip: eat all your meals in front of a industrial fan"

"Hey vegans. Making a salad is not ""cooking"". Making a salad is ""assembling""."

"What type of battery does The Fonz use? AAAA"

"My 11 yo noticed my receding hairline and thought it was hilarious. Until I explained how heredity works."

"When I fight Authority, Authority always makes me submit a lot of paperwork."

"How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff? A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch."