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Joke of the Day
"What's the Islamist term for acceptable internet humor? Ha-lol."
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"What's the difference between fog and mist? If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist."
"Word of warning, if you're in a job interview and you are asked, ""Do you smoke?"" Don't reply with, ""Depends what it is..."""
"Sunday is the only day of the week I can say, ""I'll do it in a minute,"" never do it, and not feel guilty."
"I read a joke about the British pound... But it didn't make any cents to me"
"I tried to go to the brothel today but there was a sign on the door It said ""Beat it, we're closed."""
"The best part of Robocop is when they spent billions of dollars making a cyborg super soldier instead of helping Detroit not be awful."
"Nothing says you are ugly like Facebook asking ""Are you sure you want to make this your profile picture?"""
"My 5-year-old daughter hates it when I call her the ""C"" word... cranky. She starts crying, screaming and stomping around. It's at this point I have to tell her: ""Stop acting like a little cunt!"""
"Tried to type hustlin', iPhone corrected to hustling'. I don't need to see the casing to know that I've got the white iPhone."