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Joke of the Day
"Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles? Because his wife is dead."
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"Two roses What's better than two roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ"
"I'm trying to write a poem for my girlfriend, does anyone know what rhymes with threesome?"
"If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic."
"Anyone who says having a child is the best moment of their life has obviously never had two mars bars fall out of a vending machine at once."
"I just found a great new way to check email, Facebook, Twitter, chat with friends and buy stuff on eBay, all from one spot. I got a job."
"Are you made of berillium, gold and titanium? Because you are BeAuTiful."
"Shark Who Attacked Surfer: ""I Was Just Trying To Impress My Girlfriend"""
"How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one but it takes nine visits."
"FITNESS TIP: Set a regular gym schedule that's easy to keep up with. For example, I work out once every 4 years after I vote for president."