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Joke of the Day
"Why don't you take Pokemon to the bathroom with you? ... because they might Pikachu!"
Next Joke
"I was going to make an anal joke... butt fuck it. I know I know I'm a terrible reposter. I'll see myself out."
"Doctor Doctor I keep dreaming of bats creepy-crawlies demons ghosts monsters vampires werewolves and yetis. Doctor: How interesting. Do you always dream in alphabetical order?"
"What does C3PO stand for? Because he's got rusty knees."
"Everyone claims Bill Cosby didn't care about his victims.. but eventually they all came to"
"I had a nosebleed all of the sudden in the kitchen Now how am I supposed to tell them that my wife fell on the knife?"
"You were a great man, Christopher Columbus ... ... to think you had the foresight of giving me work off 5 centuries later."
"I like my women how I like my coffee. Without a penis"
"my resume is just one page that reads, ""i really need money, you guys,"" in an over-sized comic sans font."
"Just remember, every day is a gift from God. Well except for Monday.. Satan slips that one in. He's a sneaky bastard."