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Joke of the Day

"I asked a comedian what performing in the Soviet Union was like. Apparently, back then, it was all about the execution."

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"I saw a sign the other day the made me fucking piss my pants... ...it said ""Bathroom Closed"""
"[interview] ""what's you're biggest weakness?"" *whispers* ""sorry i couldn-"" I CANT CONTROL MY VOLUME"
"Going on Reddit is a lot like having sex You have fun for about 30 minutes then it all ends and you look back at the mess you just made."
"What will be written on the gates of Donald Trump's wall between Mexico and the US? Arbeit macht Frei."
"What do you call a large hairy gay man with no teeth? A gummy bear."
"Goodnight computer *instantly grabs phone*"
"What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg ? It eggs-plodes !"
"To all the waiters out there: we don't get impressed when you try to memorize our orders, we just get nervous."
"A Cadillac carrying five Mexicans drives off of a cliff and everybody dies. Why is it a tragedy? Because a Cadillac sits six."