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Joke of the Day
"My cat died. Just kitten."
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"Moms, teach your sons to mind their manners, cook a decent meal & look for inner beauty.nnDads, teach your daughters how to throw a punch."
"What's the difference between a redwood and a dead baby? A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper."
"What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels."
"people who can fall asleep quickly freak me out don't they have thoughts"
"Save some A's for the rest of the animal kingdom, aardvarks."
"Couple: [hands me camera] Do you mind taking a picture? ""Sure""[click] Couple: How does it look? ""I just got my hair done, so pretty good"""
"What is a cannibal's favorite soup Sign language soup"
"Why can't an orphan play baseball? It couldn't find home"
"After much deliberation, the Cambridge University Netball Team.... ...decided not to abbreviate their name"