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Joke of the Day

"A Cadillac carrying five Mexicans drives off of a cliff and everybody dies. Why is it a tragedy? Because a Cadillac sits six."

"Plastic Surgery I loaned a friend 5000 to get plastic surgery last week... I'll never get the money back, I dunno what he looks like now."

"What do Little Miss Muffet and ISIS have in common? They both have Kurds in their way."

"What did the human torch say before he cooked the beef? **FILET MIGNON!**"

"Why shouldn't you ever have an argument with Mobius? Because they're always so one sided!"

"Did you see the recent movie about the rabbi? I forget which part they cut out."

"Elon Musk's new MasterCard Ad. Getting a person to Mars?: $100,000. Getting them back?: Priceless."

"My friend left his job at a nut factory... Cause they paid him peanuts..."

"2050's kids won't get this... Snow"

"I painted my PC black hoping it would run faster but now it doesn't work at all."