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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a large hairy gay man with no teeth? A gummy bear."
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"Siri, make me pancakes. You have a Blackberry, Linda. Go home, Linda, you're drunk."
"Everyone hates their job until someone brings cupcakes in."
"Did you hear about the man with five penises? His pants fit like a glove!"
"Was at a pretty emotional wedding last week... ... Even the cake was in tiers!"
"There's two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says You man the guns, I'll drive'"
"The Roomba vacuum cleaner just beat me to a piece of popcorn I dropped on the floor & this is how the war against the machines begins."
"Why don't chickens like people ? They beat eggs !"
"""Your resume lists the skills 'poor timing' & 'awkward'?"" Can I have a raise? ""We haven't hired you."" Oh. You're very handsome. ""I see."""
"The evil tongues speak ill. The good tongues give orgasms."