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Joke of the Day
"Goodnight computer *instantly grabs phone*"
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"What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary blowjob."
"What's the most common ""last words""? Allah Hu Akbar"
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"The teacher asked Johnny, ""Why is your cat at school today Johnny?"" Johnny replied crying, ""Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that pussy once Johnny leaves for school today!'"""
"Spin the bottle is a lot like Russian Roulette if there's an ugly person there."
"My goal is just to find someone I can comfortably hate everything with for the rest of my life."
"Q. What do you call 1000 heavily armed lesbians? A. Militia Etheridge"
"What did the x-axis say to the y-axis? This is my domain"