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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between an Irish funeral and an Irish wedding? One less drunk"
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"A lawyer dies and goes to heaven..."
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"There's an ISIS comedy night coming up... I would go but i'm fairly certain they're all going to bomb."
"How do the Russian people feel about their government? They're Putin up with it."
"Next time you see your therapist, see how deep into the session you can go by only saying lyrics from Creed songs."
"Big bad wolf says to LittleRedRidingHood: Ho-ho-ho - I'm going to eat you all up! LittleRedRidingHood says: ""Eat, eat, eat. Doesn't anyone wanna fuck anymore?"""
"If you don't have a condom, put a stone in your shoe.. ...it'll make you limp."
"Origami was invented by a young Japanese child trying to hide his report card."
"What is the Catholic Church giving up for Lent? Answer: The Pope!"