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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between an Irish funeral and an Irish wedding? One less drunk"
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"My girlfriend's dad called me a pedophile just because I'm 34 and she's 23... ...he totally ruined our 10 year anniversary."
"What's long and stylish and full of cats? The Easter Purrade!"
"Women who say the quickest way to a mans heart is through his stomach hasn't seen his browser history."
"What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato? A dictator."
"Either Narnia has really gone downhill or I'm just sitting in some guy's closet."
"Donald Trump must be happy today... ...now that Chyna is finally dead."
"To be honest, I panic a bit right before I have to pronounce Worcestershire sauce"
"Did you hear Microsoft have started giving away Office free to parents? Word to your mother."
"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth"