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Joke of the Day

"Next time you see your therapist, see how deep into the session you can go by only saying lyrics from Creed songs."

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"ME: ""This might be a dumb question..."" SCIENTIST: ""There's no such thing as dumb que--"" ME: ""Am I a dragon?"""
"Wanna hear a racist joke? Donald Trump"
"An ugly, broke, single man stood in my way So I moved the mirror"
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"Show me a man who every morning greets the sun with a smile.. ..and I'll show you a man with a tanned gum."
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