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Joke of the Day

"Why did the pig join a muscle-building class? He thought ""pumping iron"" was a new juice dispenser."

"Autocorrect just changed ""what are your plans"" to ""plants"". Yes autocorrect, I'm curious if they're growing roses or sunflowers?"

"Where do Jewish kids with ADHD go for summer? Concentration camp."

"Everyone's gynecologist uses the term battle damage,' right?"

"What do you call a potato that's also a sports fan? A spec-tator!"

"What kind of apple isn't an apple? A pineapple."

"what sorcery is this? How does my VLC player know its christmas ????"

"I used to play the triangle in a reggae band. I would stand at the back, doing my ting."

"The Daffy Dictionary Straw Poll (n.) Something you find on an aroused scarecrow."

"Hey Verizon, here's an idea ~ $9.99 for unlimited calls, text, and data. But, $179.99 a minute to call ex-girlfriends."