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Joke of the Day
"What kind of apple isn't an apple? A pineapple."
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"What do you call it if an illegal immigrant fights a sex offender? Alien vs. Predator"
"Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger's engagement proves that not only is love blind, it's also deaf."
"Q: What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets? A: The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off."
"friend: wish you were here! me, abruptly stopping whatever I'm doing and captaining a speedboat approaching your house: oh really"
"""Inkblot."" ""Inkblot."" ""Inkblot."" ""Inkblot."" ""Inkblot."" -Rorschach taking a Rorschach test"
"What are the scariest jokes in space? Knock-Knock Jokes"
"Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? Nevermind he woke up!"
"I got addicted to eating deli meat right out of the refrigerator... But I decided to quit cold turkey."
"What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you had them as a child, you probably won't like them as an adult!"