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Joke of the Day
"Everyone's gynecologist uses the term battle damage,' right?"
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"Who is the biggest prostitute alive? Mrs. Pacman. For 25 cents she'll swallow balls until she dies."
"Why is the ocean always salty? Because the land never waves back."
"Jew Jokes Aren't Funny. Anne Frankly I find them offensive."
"I don't mean to brag, but I just ate a sandwich without taking a picture if it first."
"Yo mama mouth so big she speaks in surround sound."
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"Do you know what the difference is between a white person and a black person that sell drugs? One is a pharmacist and one is a drug dealer!"