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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A ""Lickalotofpuss""."
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"Dreamed last night the world was running out of air. We figured out how to make it with carrots and broccoli. Al Gore, call me."
"I gave a lawyer some Viagra. All it did was make him taller for a little while."
"*interrupts dinner ""IS THAT CLOCK REALLY YOUR GRANDFATHER!?"""
"What kind of laundry detergent do handicapped people use? Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people."
"What would you call Benedict Cumberbatch if he was dating a giraffe? The Neck-Romancer"
"Steve Irwin died the same way he lived... With animals in his heart"
"A fascist, a billionaire and a president walk into a bar... ...and he says ""one beer please""."
"Chris Brown said he's done making music. That's funny. I didn't even know he started."
"*Nerdy guys phone rings* JOCK: ""Who was that, your girlfriend?"" *Everyone laughs* NERD: ""Nope. It was yours."" *Dead silence*"