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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a potato that's also a sports fan? A spec-tator!"

"How do you increase a pirates morale? mor ale"

"The most epic stage name for a Chinese porn actor would be Mao ""The Dong"""

"I can't believe the pharmacy hasn't called! ""Oh they did..3 or 4 days ago..I forgot to tell you. What's it's for anyway?"" Anxiety."

"""I have too much time on my hands and I want to stew in a broth of my own filth."" - People who take baths"

"I have very poor ninja skills when it comes to staring at cleavage."

"(Don't do it, don't do it, don't do it.) Text: Hey what are you up to?"

"I asked my dog to marry me and he said no. I am stuck in man's best friendzone."

"I like Ohio's abbreviation because any address sounds like you just realized where you are and you're not super pleased about it."

"Did you hear George R R Martin committed suicide? Yeah. I saw it coming too."