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Joke of the Day

"I've got the body of a 25 year old supermodel But my fridge is too small... Does anyone have any ideas?"

"My husband suggested I tone down the Botox and just age gracefully. And I laughed and laughed. But didn't scowl. Cuz Botox."

"Why do so many Italian men wear mustaches? So they can look like their mothers."

"Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexadecimal? Because 7 8 9 A"

"Why is NASCAR so popular in the southern states? Because that's where the most racists are."

"I used to give my co-workers nicknames based on their most dominant features, like 'Eats Her Feelings Julie' and 'Loves Abortions Brenda'."

"My new haircut is really starting to grow on me"

"I farted in an Apple Store today and got thrown out because of it Not my fault they don't have Windows"

"Every KFC meal comes with a large side of regret."

"I went to the doctor this morning and I have mono. At my age I think I should have surround sound."