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Joke of the Day

"Why do so many Italian men wear mustaches? So they can look like their mothers."

"I was wondering why the football was getting bigger... Then it hit me."

"How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree? Wave at him"

"I haven't slept for ten days because that would be too long."

"What did the customer ask the prostitute when they got to the hotel? Do you come here often?"

"A redneck girl is sucking off her black power boyfriend. What's her favorite song? I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas"

"I'm never drinking & driving again because the last time, it was a disaster. I lost control and ended up driving to a Robin Thicke concert."

"My door to door VHS sales are taking a nose dive because of the economy."

"I have a Step-Ladder... I never knew my real ladder tho. :\"

"Baby monitors are magical When I turn it off my baby stops crying"