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Joke of the Day

"My husband suggested I tone down the Botox and just age gracefully. And I laughed and laughed. But didn't scowl. Cuz Botox."

"I'm not sure if my foots been asleep for the last 3 days or if I have diabetes."

"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it It was a shitzu"

"Trump is supporting the minorities The minority of scientists that disbelieve global warming."

"Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce? Because he thought his wife was a flake."

"What's a neckbeard's favorite pie? Lemon m'ringue pie"

"Why do lesbians prefer going to Sports Authority? They don't like Dicks..."

"Do hairy people get bed head all over? Ma'am, I just called to see if you're happy with your cell phone provider. But probably they do."

"What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane? A milkshake."

"My friend entred me in a double-entendre competition That's it."