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Joke of the Day

"Why is NASCAR so popular in the southern states? Because that's where the most racists are."

"The bartender says..... ""We don't serve faster-than-light particles here!"" A tachyon enters a bar."

"What was Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAND EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYE."

"If I had a fake leg it would be a see-thru plastic one full of jelly beans and I'd only charge kids a dime for a handful like the old days."

"David Cameron: Tax evasion is morally wrong, I leaned that from my father. The tax evasion bit, not the morally wrong bit."

"How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread? He felt pain."

"Did you hear about the guy that got shot in the back of the head in a movie theater? He was sitting in front of pee wee herman."

"Got caught talking to myself today. So I pretended I was a tree until they walked away."

"I don't have a girlfriend. I just know someone who would be very angry if she heard that."

"What's the tallest building in [insert your town/city here] The Library, it has the most stories......"