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Joke of the Day

"A gun walks into a bar... And says ""Hey bartender - I need to get loaded."" The bartender says ""Ok, I'll get you a few rounds."""

"Just saw a great panel at Comic-Con, ""How to Talk to a Human Woman."""

"Guess what? Good guess"

"When Copernicus said the Earth goes around the sun I don't think he appreciated the gravity of the situation. Science. History. Punnery."

"A gay joke Being gay is hard ass fuck"

"""i wonder what i'll order from amazon prime today"" - me every morning kinda"

"What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen, right? But what if she is Asian. Then it's Irene."

"What do gay horses eat? Horse dick"

"Today's no reddit day. Don't reply to this"

"What branch of the military did the hipster join? The Salvation Army."