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Joke of the Day
"""i wonder what i'll order from amazon prime today"" - me every morning kinda"
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"Just got a Hyundai Accent and now I sound like a Korean guy."
"What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula? ""Count Dracula."""
"You know you're in a seedy part of town when you ask the waitress for coke and she says ""is meth ok?"""
"What type of tea is hard to swallow? Reality"
"As I've been teaching myself how to use GIS again, I've been listening to a lot of Eminem. And I'm beginning to feel just like a map god, map god."
"Why can't Stevie Wonder read? (offensive) Because he's black."
"Thanks for wiping down my table... a damp surface that smells like a dirty sweat sock is so much better than a few crumbs."
"There should be a ""Life of Pi"" TV show, where they throw a different D-list celebrity in a boat with a tiger every week."
"What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and a colored wash? Whites occasionally get inside a colored wash."