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Joke of the Day
"Thought my Siamese twin was giving me the cold shoulder. Turns out he was dead."
Next Joke
"CAT: mew ME: indeed, u are correct kitty CAT: mew ME: well said, kitty, well said FRIEND I FORGOT WAS THERE: are u ok...? Emotionally?"
"why Palestinians have the fastest computers? coz they have RAM-allah"
"My dog failed puppy school. He was always wagging class."
"Why are Bananas and Chocolate Good friends? They compliment each other nicely."
"how do we know that jews crucified Jesus? they used one nail for both legs"
"I just lost 130 pounds of useless fat, that was sucking the life out of me I got a divorce"
"Help stop domestic violence... Each year, 1 in 5 people are violently domesticated"
"I recently became friends with someone from Central Europe We met at a Chess tournament and I've never once beaten him in a game. He's my Czech mate"
"Today I heard a guy on the street say, ""It's chowder season, baby!"" so I pushed him in front of a bus because those are awesome last words"