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Joke of the Day
"What do gay horses eat? Horse dick"
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"GUY: How do you make a living? FRANKENSTEIN: make a living what?"
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"I've just made an abortion. I'm not kidding."
"Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road? To get to the Other side"
"The only reason I eat corn... Is so I can see it come out the next day"
"I hit the gym today... Now the gym's filing for divorce and I'm loosing custody of my children"
"Do you ever get the feeling that you're being watched? Because if it's bothering you, I'll stop."
"A man walks into a bar... And slowly alcoholism tears apart his family"