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Joke of the Day
"Guess what? Good guess"
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"DAD: Sorry it's not a pony, honey. Best I could do LITTLE GIRL: [riding gigantic earthworm] This is Princess Doomtube. She shall be feared"
"You know what's stupider than a cow? Two cows."
"My friend went to a salon and asked them to straighten his hair. So they took out his highlights."
"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil and paper"
"I had abstinence-only sex education when I was in high school. It was called Dungeons and Dragons."
"What do you call a gay Irisham A Gaelic"
"Just want to point out the NRA's plan to stop school shootings is literally the plot of Kindergarten Cop."
"Literal People Anonymous Welcome to Literal People Anonymous, would everyone please take a seat. NO, WAIT! BRING THOSE CHAIRS BACK!"
"Slaves and snow tires What's the difference between a slaves and snow tires? Snow tires don't sing when you put a chain around them."