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Joke of the Day

"Husband: Why are there broken condoms on our couch? Wife: Would you please call our children by their real names."

"I like my coffee like I like my women. . . from the corner of the street and I'm not willing to pay more than $2.40"

"I drink every time I tell a bad joke. Hey, it's worth a shot."

"I named my dick ""the fear of god"" now when my parents ask what im doing with my girlfriend i tell them im putting the fear of god in her"

"What does batman add to his tea? Just ice."

"What's a difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, ""Chew, chew, chew!"""

"What do Kim Jong-un and a penis shaped potato have in common? One is a dictator, the other is a dick-tater."

"It must be pretty bad being the wife of a suicide bomber... Because if they come home after work, they've had a bad day."

"Whats it called when you give a dolphin food for it to do a trick? Squid Pro Quo"

"I made a huge mistake I took my girlfriend to Subway, when she got her six inch sub, she looked at me and she instantly knew that I've been lying to her for years."