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Joke of the Day

"It must be pretty bad being the wife of a suicide bomber... Because if they come home after work, they've had a bad day."

"What's 72? 69 with 3 people watching!"

"Did you hear about the skinny guy that visited Alaska? I guess he came back a husky fucker."

"What word in the dictionary is always spelled wrong? Wrong."

"If we stop neutering our dogs then the Terriers have won."

"I lost my only son today. Ha! Talk about a bad heir day."

"My mom told me to get rid of my brick toys But I just can't lego"

"Well, add 'making a simple phone call' to the list of 'things that give me panic attacks'."

"How are UFC and gay porn similar. Both involve sweaty men pounding eachother."

"Flo Rida Did you know Right Round by Flo Rida was actually taken from an old Nazi spiritual from the '40's? Oh yeah, the original goes like this: Jew spin mein head reich round, reich round..."