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Joke of the Day
"Whats it called when you give a dolphin food for it to do a trick? Squid Pro Quo"
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"How many Jews can you fit in a car? One hundred. Five and the rest in the ashtray. (An Austrian friend told me this joke.)"
"I think airlines should let you exit the plane on the inflatable slide on your birthday."
"Misery: Hello there! Company: I have a boyfriend..."
"so awkward when the bill for the wall comes out and no one reaches for it"
"What did they do with the Crazy 8's? They put it in Solitaire confinement."
"What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other? I didn't know we lived on the same block."
"My parents just got their first computer. Nigeria, go easy on my inheritance."
"What's a fresh vegetable? One that insults a farmer."
"What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor I'm sorry...."